Lagos Accomodation Blues: my neighbors fought all through the night
I arrived home from work yesterday at about 7:30pm. “The argument” in my neighbors compound began around 9pm before I went to bed. My eyes couldn’t close until 3-hours later. All through the night, my...
View ArticleTwo days ago, MyPenMyPaper clocked four
I always forget the exact when MyPenMyPaper’s birthday is eactly due. Last year, I remembered 1-day after, and now, its two days late. Who should get angry with who? anyways,...
View ArticleAn inspiration from Timaya’s Plantain Boy
I heard this song this morning where I had breakfast. What ministered to me, and the reason for which I had to search out the lyrics of the song was that its only God that can make a nobody to become a...
View ArticleWahala dey for Nigeria o, my Voter’s Registration Experience – 2011
I have registered to vote in the upcoming 2011 elections. Oh, it was a bore. Oh, what a shame. I arrived at the registration center near my place of work at about 10am and fell into a queue where I was...
View ArticleI pass my neighbor – nigerians fighting at voters registration queue
Can we say it is love for country, love for politics and an extreme desire to see things turn around for a National good that has made a National voters registration exercise turn out into a wrestling...
View ArticleTobechi Onwuhara – Nigerian American Scam Genius?
Nigerians, Nigerians, I found this today and thought it was an interesting read. I always wonder why Nigerians specialize in going an extra-mile when it comes to fraud. Read On: FORTUNE — A luxury...
View ArticlePolice officer shoots taxi driver in front of Zenith bank, angry mob burn...
By Henry UmoruMPAPE, a suburb in the nation’s Capital City, Abuja was Monday thrown into confusion following the shooting to death of a pregnant woman in front of a Bank in the area by a mobile...
View ArticleSave Our Soul – of front desk breast exposure queens in Nigerian banks
p { margin-bottom: 0.08in; } If you are reading this post, please consider it an SOS(save our soul) call on behalf of as many bonafide and well-meaning Nigerians who get offended by inappropriate...
View ArticleNigerian ‘yahoo yahoo medical doctors’ to appear in South Africa court
The BBC people didn’t do a good job with the title. Thats why I used the correct words: “yahoo yahoo” in the post title. We have enough of this Yahoo Medical Doctors (YMD) at home, its like we already...
View ArticleMohammad Jammal – He is a Nigerian and He is White
Sometime ago, I featured Mr. White Nigerian in a post titled: Nigerian White Boy: Hausa man lost in London. Our man has finally finished his studies and according to him, he has come back home. Home...
View ArticleLocal hunter shoots Youth Corper, mistaken for an antelope
One thing I dislike about Nigerian leaders is that they like to waste their future generations. By Modey Peters February 16, 2011 01:12AM When Christiana Enechejo Paul arrived Cross River State last...
View ArticleLagos Accomodation Blues: how can I advise a smoking asthmatic neighbor
I learn’t a few weeks ago that my neighbour(Neigh for short), whom I’ve talked about severally on this blog and who is a professional alcoholic, is asthmatic. Since then, I’ve been feeling sorry for...
View ArticleUS President Barack Obama has appointed Chicago-based Nigerian, Dr....
I just stumbled on the following piece of great news: New York [RR] WHITE-HOUSE–US president Barack Obama has appointed Chicago-based Nigerian, Dr. Olufunmilayo Falusi Olopade, to the US Cancer...
View Articlequestion: why do we celebrate corruption in Nigeria?
source: 234next The Nigerian news circle is still awash with reactions from Nigerians all around the world regarding the release of a convicted criminal from Prison, and the celebration / jubilation...
View ArticleLand of Canaan and Calvary Deliverance Pay as you go Church
Pay-as-you-go Church …Where prayer is monetised •Divine wealth –N300,000 •Favour –N75,000 •Breaking curses – N50,000 •Tithe – 20% of income From ALOYSIUS ATTAH Sunday, March 06, 2011 The consequences...
View ArticleLagos Accomodation Blues: there are 1.2million houses in Lagos
At least, there are 1,194,525 houses in Lagos State, South West Nigeriahousing the over 17 million population, the Lagos State GeographicInformation System, GIS has revealed.* The GIS/Digital Mapping...
View Articlequestion: why do Nigerians run back to Nigeria after committing a crime abroad?
The following is in reaction to the once-not-famous but now superstar Jessica Tata whose negligence lead to the death of the kids she was entrusted to take care of; and who decided to run away to...
View ArticleNigerians, please vote wisely: Shey na like dis we go de dey
Tomorrow 2nd-April-2011 marks the first day that Nigerian citizens begin casting their votes for Nigeria’s next set of leaders. Whether their(Nigerians) votes will count or whether the pre-arranged...
View ArticleAPRIL FOOL – Nigeria’s April-2011 election has been postponed
Sey na like dis we go de dey?, I REALLY REALLY REALLY thank God that I did not waste my previous time to go line up under the hot sun, hoping that I would vote for anybody last Saturday, April 2nd. Its...
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